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Simply Put, Junior High completly sucks.
I mean, all it is is a waste of time. Half of what we learn is polluted and/or destroyed bt MTV.  Plus, our techers are teachers are either:
a) Okay people who tell bad jokes and smile too much.
b)Creepy people who drinks Slimfast too much and has a big-ass black bag FILLED with Slimfast cans, which is kind of creepy.
c) Mean people who rush assignments too fast.
d) schitzophrensics who yell all the time, are so easy to take advantage of, and are complete and utter idiots. Oh, and who's former job was probably on the intersection of a freeway, holding up a sign.
Plus the School Rules are bullsh**.
Utter bullsh**.
Here are the crappiest school rules that apply to us:
Uniforms: Oh my god, they been checking. Which means no more hiding our lack of shirt under a jacket. But that's what school is. Sapping our creativity so we are drones. If they don't stop, I'ts going to be like that Blink 182 video "Feeling This", where the kids all go crazy.
Tucking in shirts: What is the DEAL with you people? What does an untucked shirt do???? If we trip,it's not like it'll pop someone in the eye. Tucked in, we look like people who just got wedgies. God. And to the nerds who actually tuck in their shirt full time...NERDS. STOP. YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAWERS ARE RIDING UP.
NO Cell Phones: If there was a fire, who would we call? No one, Because WE CAN'T USE CELL PHONES. If we turn in off, it's njot going to be a threat. Some of us have lives, principal.
 
More tomorrow, okay?
Jane Lane.

My list of people who would make good educators.
If I could have anyone to be my teachers, I would have...
SCIENCE: Orlando Bloom. Hey, wth P.O.T.C:.T.C.O.T.B.P., he must know something about marine biology. Plus, with a face like that... I would actually pay attention.
P.E.: Justin TImberlake. Now, I know...I'll get to the girls in a minute,but Justin, Instead of making you run a lap in 40 degree weather in drizzle which will mess your hair up but he doesn't let you wear a hood, would teach us dance moves from "Rock Ya Body".
DRAMA: Oooh, this is tough. I'd choose between...Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger. They are both my favorite actresses, and Reese could help my perfect my Elle Woods impersonation.
History: Queen Latifah , of course, is my role model. She is so funny. So she should be perfect. She could teach me all about segrgation inb the south.
Fnglish: Hmmm....Oh! Beyonce. Beyonce could teach me alot about adjectives, seeing as though she made her own word: Bootylicious.
Math: Gwen Stefani. She is so smart and she rocks so hard. She is the person I would most like to meet. She would help me in math. Unlike some people.
Wow. Well, that's my list. Next top ten best looking cartoons guys.
 
TOP TEN HOTTEST CARTOONS:
10...TImmy Turner. Aww, well this is out of pure pity. He's not exactly hot or cute, but he would make a good boyfriend.
9...Spike on X-men Revolution...Some thing about spikes just fascinates me. Thank god he dousn't have one at "that special place"' or else that will be gross. Really, Really gross.
8...Robin on Teen Titans...Tis is a joke. My friend dared me to put this one on. Hahahahahaha. Well, anyway, he can fly...I think...because I only watched that show because they weren't showing Futurama anymore which leads me to my next choice...
7...Fry on Futurama...He's so funny. I'd love him to be my boyfriend but he's 1000 years old, so I might never get the chance. Boo-hoo.
6...Ian on As Told By Ginger...He is kind of cute, but that show sucked out loud. Plus he was superficial. He didn't even talk much. Come to think of it, he really wasn't that cute either.
5... Joey, Jeffy and Jamie on Daria...They were cute because they were always fighing over Quinn. Plus, you could never tell them apart.
4...That guy in the anime T-mobile commercials: He was hot. He was really, really, really cute doing all those flips in the air. I love secret agent dudes.
The top three, I'll give you a hint...Two are from the same show!
3. Bart Simpson...The Simpsons: He's a bad boy, and I love rebels. If only he were two feet taller and three years older. And he has that adorable spiked hair. Aww...and that laugh (Mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah) He was so cute!
This was a tough one. These both come from the same show and it was difficult to choose since people have been debating this issue for years. But here it is:
2...Tom Sloane on Daria: Hottie. Even though he did cheat on Jane with Daria, her best friend, he is still really, really hot. He looks like Mark hamill from Star Wars. His haircut, I mean. His smile is so cute! It's not halfway, but a smirk/snarl. And he has good taste in dates. He went with Jane and Daria. ANd he's rich. But sonetimes he acts like a snob sometimes. Yet he is still really hot.
And the number one hottie?
1...Trent Lane on Daria: Oh. My. Gosh. ANY guy with a goatee drives me wild, as long as he's under 25 and it  still has color. With a name like Trent, you know he's hot. You even skip the fact that he's 23, has no job and still lives with his parents. He has a band called Mystic Spiral and he is guitarist and lead singer. He has a sexy, raspy voice that drves women wild. Wow. HOTTIE!
For Pictures of Trent Lane, come tommorow,
Jane Lane (Which is my alias. I AM NOT THE REAL JANE LANE,PEOPLE! That would be sick)    
 
 
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Ewwwwwww....Teachers. There is this one teacher that everybody at my school hates: Mr. Nihill.
He screams at you when you raise your hand and he is very ugly. He has these really crooked bottem teeth and he has a bald spot that takes up 1/4 of his head. His breath stinks, too.
Omigosh, he is also poor. He has a slleping bag in his closet in the classroom and his car is one of those ugly, old Volkswagons.
Got to go. I  have to post more tomorrow.
E-MAIL ME JOKES ABOUT ANY DODSON TEACHERS at icekween408@yahoo.com!

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